Zombie Jokes

From Seba, age 9, USA

Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?

The living room!

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From Tobias, age 10, Kitchener

Why did the zombie go crazy?

Because he lost his mind!

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From Erowyn, age 6, San Diego, CA

What did the zombie say when he was in the wrestling match?

Do ya wanna piece of me?!?

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From Nikhila, age 8, USA

Who does a zombie take out for dinner?

His ghoul-friend!

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From Shira, age 8, America

What is a zombie’s favorite toy?

A deady bear!

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From Lauren, age 10, Auburn, Washington

What do you call a dead bee?

A zombie!

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