What is a zombie’s favorite part of the road?
The DEAD ends of course!
Zombie Jokes
Two zombies hang out at the park. One has a new girlfriend. What does his friend say when he introduces her?
“She’s a cutie. Where’d you dig her up?”
What room are zombies not allows in?
The living room!
What did the zombie say when he was ready to color eggs?
”Lets start dying!”
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat them separate!
What did one zombie say to another?
“Get a life!”
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