Why was the zombie afraid of the judge?
He was afraid he would get a life sentence!
Zombie Jokes
What are zombies’ favorite streets?
Dead Ends!
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?
No, I think they eat their fingers afterwards!
What do you get when you cross a Boy Scout with a zombie?
A kid that scares the little old lady across the street!
Where do zombies live?
On a dead end!
Yesterday two zombies had a talk.
Zombie 1: I got a new hot girlfriend!
Zombie 2: Cool, where did you dig her up?
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