What do you call a zombie who looks like you?
A dead ringer.
Zombie Jokes
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?
No, they usually eat their fingers separately!
Why are zombies smarter than people?
Because they eat a lot of brains!
What do you get with Subway and zombies?
Eat flesh!
Why isn’t the zombie restaurant popular?
Because dinner costs an arm and a leg!
Do zombies eat their donuts with their fingers?
No, they prefer to eat them separately!
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