Zombie Jokes

From Brock, age 10, United States of America, North America

Where does the zombie go on vacation?

Death Valley.

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From Lily, 10 years old, Brisbane, Queensland

What is a zombie’s favourite lolly???

A gummy bear:)

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From Laurens, age 7, Toledo,OH,USA

Where is the safest room in the house from a zombie?

The living room!

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From Tristen T., age 9, Arlington, Texas, United States

What’s a zombie’s favorite meal?

A MANWICH!

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From Mama, 7 years old, Lufkin, Texas

What did the mama zombie say to the teenage zombie?

Don’t roll your eyes at me!

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From Tyler, 12 years old, U.S.A

Where do zombies live?

A Dead End!

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