Yo Mama Jokes

From Austin, 12 years old, Michigan

Yo Mama so poor

She lives in a two-sided Dorito bag with a cat named Chip.

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From Alexandria Perez, 11 years old, Tonasket, Washington

Yo Mama so old

Even Moses is in her yearbook!

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From Ariana Perez, 10 years old, Tonasket, Washington

Yo Mama so stupid

She got hit by a parked car!

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From Timothy, 11 years old, Trussville

Yo Mama so dumb,

She got locked in a store and starved!

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From Kiko, 12 years old, Cleveland, Ohio

Yo Mama so fat

I need a GPS to get around her!

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From Matt, 11 years old, Kansas

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air

And created a new planet!

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