Yo Mama Jokes

From Vlad Stoicescu, 11 years old, Bucharest, Romania

Yo Mama so old …

She knew Burger King when he was a prince.

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From Frog Girl, 11 years old, Georgia

Yo Mama sooooooo fat..

Her thighs have license plates!

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From Peter Brennan, 11 years old, Hicksville NY

Yo Mama soooooooooo fat…..

When she plays pool she uses Jupiter as her 8 ball!

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From Rebecca , 10 years old, California

Yo Mama so fat …

When she sat on the toilet it sang, abcdefg, get your fat butt off of me!

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From AJ lover, 10 years old, California

Yo Mama so ugly …

When she looked in the mirror, her lipstick screamed!

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From Shira, 10 years old, Canada

So a Zombie says to another Zombie: You mama WAS soooooo ugly

Before she became a Zombie not even Zombies wanted to go near her!

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