Yo Mama Jokes

From Kavone, 14 years old, Waycross, Georgia

Yo mama is so skinny…

When she turns to the side, she disappears!

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From Boss, 11 years old, London

Yo mama is so fat…

She has to take baths in the Atlantic Ocean!

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From Kalib, 9 years old, Waycross, Georgia

Yo mama is so fat…

She fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

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From Sebastian Ortega, 10 years old, Atwater, California

Yo mama is so old …

Her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

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From Makenna, a kid from Arkansas

Yo mama is so old…

Her birth certificate says expired!

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From Toni Marie, a grownup, Scotland

Yo mama is so fat…

Even her picture is heavy!

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