Yo Mama Jokes

From Nygel D, 3 years old

Yo momma so fat

Kids run laps around her!

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From Natalia, 12 years old, PROVO,UT

Your mama so fat,

When someone wants to shake her hand she has to give directions!

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From Bryce, 10 years old, West LA baby

Yo mama sooo fat…

Her belly button has an echo!

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From Arthur M, 11 years old, Pueblo CO

Yo mama so stupid

that when you took her to an Eminem concert she yelled “Where is Skittles?”

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From Cheyanne S, 3 years old, Kentucky

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a quarter

A booger popped out of George Washington’s nose!

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From Cheyanne S, 11 years old, USA

Yo mama so stupid that instead of sitting on the couch and watching TV

She sat on the TV and watched the couch!

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