What Did? Jokes

From Anonymous, age 11, Massachusetts

What did the 5 say to the 2?

I’m bigger than you are!
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From Jewl, 12 years old, United States

What did the grass say to the dirt?

I got you covered!

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From Darlene T., age 13, Sacarmento, California

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabee!

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From Michelle, age 9, Cheshire,CT

What did the teddybear say after his dinner ?

I’m stuffed

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From Makiya Williamson, 8 years old, Warner Robins, GA

What did the construction worker call it when he accidentally hammered a nail into his finger?

A finger-nail!

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From Matt, Kansas

What do you call a teacher that can write well?

The write teacher for school!

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