What Did? Jokes

From Mike, age 13, London, England

A bus driver and a doctor like a girl named Sarah. The bus driver goes away for a week and gives Sarah 7 apples. Why?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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From Banana, age 10, Alice, Texas

Why was the phone wearing glasses?

He lost all his contacts!

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From Taylor Rose, age 10, Big Island of Hawaii

How do you get a one-armed dufus out of a tree ?

Wave!

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From Matt, age 9, Kingston MA

What did one baseball player say to the other?

Hit a homer!

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From Dalaia Brock, 11 years old, Cleveland, Ohio

What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?

I lava you!

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From Anonymous, age 11, Massachusetts

What did the 5 say to the 2?

I’m bigger than you are!
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