What Did? Jokes

From Sophi, 9 years old, Minnesota

What did one plate say to another?

Dinner is on me tonight!

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From Maya, age 12, USA

What moves but does not see?

A clock!

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From Keep, age 9, Maryland

What did the balloon say to the pin?

Hey buster!

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From Bubbe, a grownup, Randallstown, MD

What did the martial arts champ have for dinner?

A karate chop!

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From Lauren the Ice Queen, 17 years old, USA

What did the math teacher say to her boyfriend?

You have my digits!

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From Evena, A., age13, Northern Ireland

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

You are too small to be smoking!!!!

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