What did the plug say to the wall?
Sock it to me baby!
What Did? Jokes
What did the broom say to the vacuum?
I wish people would stop pushing us around!
What did one friend say the other when she saw her fly was down?
X-Y-Z (examine your zipper)!
What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What did the big tomato say to the little tomato when the little tomato started to slow down while running?
Ketchup!
What did one baseball say to the other?
I’m outta here!
