What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life!
What Did? Jokes
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on!
What do you call a skeleton that won’t wake up?
Lazy bones!
What did one pair of scissors say to the other when getting ready for a party?
You better sharpen up a bit!
What did the school janitor say to the wall?
“One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you.”
What does Pikachu say when he sneezes?
Pic-ACHOO!
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