What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on!
What Did? Jokes
What do you call a skeleton that won’t wake up?
Lazy bones!
What did one pair of scissors say to the other when getting ready for a party?
You better sharpen up a bit!
What did the school janitor say to the wall?
“One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you.”
What does Pikachu say when he sneezes?
Pic-ACHOO!
What did one plate say to another?
Dinner is on me tonight!
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