What Did? Jokes

From Maryam K., age 9, Bradford, England

What did one angel say to another angel?

Halo there!!!

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From Marissa, age 10, Honolulu, Hawaii

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, it just waved!

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From Crystal, Susan, age 9, California

What did Snow White say when she went to pickup her pictures?

Someday my prints will come!!

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From Brianna G., age 10, Ithaca, Michigan

What did the kleenex box say to the kleenex?

Don’t get snotty with me!!!!!

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From Olivia, age 10, Minneapolis, MN

What did one candle say to the other?

Are you going out tonight!

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From Tre, age 10, Irondale, AL

What did the 3-legged dog say as he came into the saloon?

“I’ve come for the man who shot my paw!”

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