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What Did? Jokes

From Emma, age 9, Ohio

What did the man say to the bone when he was about to eat it?

Bone appetit!
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From Runsi, age 9, India

What did the small traffic light say to the big traffic light?

Don’t look, I am changing!
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From Chloe, age 8, Austalia, Blue Mountains

What did the chocolate sauce say to the pudding?

I’ve got you covered!
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From Marcela, age 12, Texas

What loses its head in the morning but has it back by night?

The pillow!
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From Stargirl Clark, age 13, Fountain, Colorado

What is harder to catch the more you run?

Your breath!
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From Kira, age 8, England

What did the candle say to the other candle ?

Will you go out with me tonight?
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