What loses its head in the morning but has it back by night?
The pillow!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Marcela, age 12, Texas
What loses its head in the morning but has it back by night?
From Stargirl Clark, age 13, Fountain, Colorado
What is harder to catch the more you run?
From Kira, age 8, England
What did the candle say to the other candle ?
From Parker, age 10, Sadie Ville
What is the dentist’s oath?
From RayDawg, age 10, Florida, U.S.A
What do you call a fly with no wings?
From Jacob, age 6, Ellington, CT
What do you call a helicopter and a skunk?
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