What Did? Jokes

From Hezekiah, age 11, Alabama,USA

Why did the vampire need medicine?

Because he couldn’t stop coffin!

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From Lilly, age 10, Birmingham, England

If a tree checked his watch, what time would it be?

Tree o ‘ clock!

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From Ramen, age 10, America

What did the mommy volcano say to the baby volcano?

I LAVA you!!

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From Kevin, age 11, Dallas, Texas

How was the bomb feeling at the party?

He was having a BLAST!

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From James, age 14, Lansdowne, Australia

Two fish were in a tank; what did the first fish say to the other?

How do you drive this thing?

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From Fernando, age 9, North America

What is a boxer’s favorite drink?

Punch!

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