Did you hear about the computer who got tired?
He had a hard drive.
What Did? Jokes
Why was the tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What did the door say to the window?
“Lean on me”
What did Delaware to the basketball game?
Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey
What did the cowboy say when he saw a dead man laying on the ground?
“Howdy die?”
The kids at school were at the Cafeteria. There was a basket of apples with a sign saying Take One God Is Watching. There was a basket of cookies without a sign. What did the little kid write on the basket of cookies?
Take As Many As You Want. God Is Watching The Apples!
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