What Did? Jokes

From Jazz, age 9, London, England

What did the girl do after she drank 8 sodas?

She burped 7UP!

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From Emily Huang, age 8, Calfornia

What rings but doesn`t have bells?

Telephone!

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From Shayne, age 9, Georgia

What kind of music do aluminum cans play?

Heavy Metal!

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From Shay, age 10, New Jersey

Why did the store close at 2 o’clock?

Because it was twos-day!

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From Jorden, age 9, Georgia

Why didn’t cookies marry milk?

Because he was spoiled!

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From Ben, age 8, America

What did King Tut say when he was afraid of the Sphynx?

I want my Mummy!

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