What Did? Jokes

From Kara Patterson, age 17, Luther, OK USA

What did the Cabbage seller use to fix his cabbages?

A Cabbage Patch!

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From Amy, age 9, USA

What did the inspector say to the fish?

Something smells fishy around here!

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From Kelly, age 9, RI

What did the cow say to the moon?

I can’t wait for you to moove!

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From Sammy, age 3, USA

Kaili:Have you heard the vacuum joke?
Daniel:No

Kaili:It “sucks”

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From Little G, age 9, Taylor,Texas

How does a car fart?

It gets gas!

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From VIBHUTI, age 8, BANGALORE,INDIA

WHAT DID ONE VOLCANO SAY TO THE OTHER VOLCANO?

I LAVA YOU!

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