What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
Ouch!
What Did? Jokes
What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a chicken?
Croc a doodle do!
What did the plate say to the other plate?
DINNER’S ON ME!
A man walked into a cafe and ordered,
“I would like to order one undercooked egg so it’s runny, and one overcooked egg do it’s hard and impossible to eat. I also want burnt toast, bacon a bit cold on one side, and butter straight from the fridge so it is impossible to spread”. The waiter said that it might be a bit difficult.
To which the man replied:
“It can’t be that difficult because that was exactly what you brought me yesterday!”
What did the Muffin Man do yesterday?
Muffin really.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Is it just me or do you smell carrots?
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