What did the wall say to the other wall?
I’ll race you to the corner!
What Did? Jokes
What did the waiter say to the neutron when he asked for his bill?
No charge!
What did the Buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?
Bison!
What did the penguin say to the snowman?
This is snow cool!
What did the paperclip say to the magnet on their date?
I am attracted to you!
What did one pencil say to the other pencil after attempting to be sharpened?
It’s pointless.
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