What Did? Jokes

From Lauryn, age 10, America

What Do you call an astronaut in space that has to sneeze?

SNOT ROCKETS!!

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From Sun, age 7

What did the blanket say to the bed?

I’ve got you covered!

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From Scotland, age 12, NJ, USA

What does one wall say to another?

I’ll see you at the corner.

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From Bethany W., age 8 Akron, Ohio

What did one math book say to the other math book?

I’ve got more problems than you do.

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From Diane , age 9, England

Why did the the hedgehog cross the road?

To see its flat mate!

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From Lindy, T.

What did the metamorphic rock say to the igneous rock?

Don’t take me for granted (granite) because I am nice (gneiss)!

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