What Did? Jokes

From Courtney, 9 years old, Kentucky

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look, I’m changing!

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From Scott K, 10 years old, Long Beach

What did the turkey say to the Teddy Bear?

What does your stuffing taste like?

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From Samantha B Dazey, 3 years old, Hopkinssville, Kentucky

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let’s get together and make some cents!

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From Haylee Anderson, 10 years old, Indiana

What did Elvis sing to the pooch he adopted from the animal shelter?

You ain’t nothing but a pound dog!

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From Katelyn, 9 years old, MN

What did the mushroom say to the flower?

You want to hang out? I’m a fungi!

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From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, MS, USA

What did the bookshelf say to the curtain when it was going crazy?

Pull yourself together!

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