What Did? Jokes

From Henry Pieqi Ding, 9 years old, California,USA

What did the yo-yo say to the other yo-yo?

Yo!

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From Sade, 9 years old, New York

What did the excited boy say about his birthday?

My birthday is on Saturyay!

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From Spencer, 9 years old, Virginia

If the Government wanted George Washington’s ID, what did he show them?

He probably just whipped out a Quarter.

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From Cymie Williams, 12 years old, Vancouver, WA

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

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From Madilyn Wagy, 10 years old, Lincoln

What did the male orange say to the female orange?

You are very a peeling.

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From Courtney, 9 years old, Kentucky

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look, I’m changing!

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