What Did? Jokes

From Aaron Hong, 9 years old, Florida

What did the dad boulder say to his son when he was scared to jump over the river?

Don’t be afraid to be a little boulder!
(bolder).

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From Christi, a teacher, Oklahoma

What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?

Flood lights!

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From Madison M., 9 years old, Fairview, PA

What did the crumb say to the couch?

This is so crumbfortable!

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From Jericho O'Hare, 10 years old, Orange County, Virginia

What did the plane say when it was in trouble??

Sorry, but I gotta fly!

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From Jewl, 12 years old, United States

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?

I’m the Weiner!!!

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From Yvette, 11 years old, NY

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here, I’ll go a HEAD!

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