What Did? Jokes

From Alejandra cuevas, 11 years old, San Antonio

What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?

Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!

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From MOOMAD, 9 years old, Michigan

What did one ice cube say to the other ice cube?

It’s ice to meet you!

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From Tyra and Queen, 9 years old, United States

What did the stamp say to the envelope????

Stick with me and we can go places!!!!!

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From Rick, 14 years old, California

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

This relationship will be the end of me.

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From Amanda, a parent, United States

What did the elevator complain about its job?

It sometimes gets me down!!!

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From Layla Malaret, 10 years old, Pittsburgh PA

What did the farmer say to the green moldy pumpkin?

Why orange you orange?

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