What Did? Jokes

From Mads, 10 years old, Maryland

What do you get when you mix a snake and a rabbit??

A jump rope!!

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From H, 3 years old

What do you call a nutty letter?

Craz-z

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From The Joking Gerbil, 7 years old, Williston, Vermont

What did the one nacho say to the other nacho when he didn’t want to share?

It’s nachos!

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From Alyssa, 10 years old, Illinois

What did the math teacher say to her new assistant?

You really are a fine addition to my team!

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From Eyad, 11 years old, Egypt but living in KSA

What did do to get the other yo-yo’s attention?

YO! YO!

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From Alejandra cuevas, 11 years old, San Antonio

What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?

Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!

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