What Did? Jokes

From Ani Ranstrom, 10 years old, CO

What did one math book say to the other?

I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a lot of problems!

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From Alex L, 13 years old

What did the toilet say when his friends came over?

Nothing, it just flushed!

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From Dj Awesome, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

A doctor goes to his boss. and complains about a patient that yelled at him. What did the boss say?

“He wasn’t very patient patient.”

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From Sammy, 3 years old, New York

What did one penny say to the other penny?

Together, we make cents (sense)!

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From Taylor, 3 years old

What did the orange say to the banana?

Don’t go bananas! It’s not a big peel (deal)!

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From Willow, 7 years old, Canada

What has 202 eyes?

101 dalmatians!

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