What Did? Jokes

From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, miami

What did the spider want for his birthday?

A website!

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From Jazz, age 9, London, England

What did the duck say when she finished shopping?

Just put it on my bill!

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From Tati, age 11, Florida USA

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

He lost his head!

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From Joe Banana, 12 years old, Florida, U.S.A

What did the battery get on his report card?

Triple As!

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From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

What did the clock say to the bully?

Your behavior is alarming!

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From Heather, a reader, England

Doctor,doctor I keep thinking I’m an elevator!

“It does look like you are coming down with something.”

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