What Did? Jokes

From Luke, age 10, Nottingham, Pennsylvania

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A Cookie Sheet!

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From Caty, age 10, Ireland

Why can’t a car play football?

Because it only has one ”boot”!

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From Krispykay, 10 years old, United States of America

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

I think you are my type!

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From Nikki, 9 years old, SC

What did one plate say to the other?

Food is on me tonight!!

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From Teagan, 5 years old, Los Angeles, California

What did the bee say to the flower?

I love you honey!

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From Courtney R., age 13, Charleville, Australia

What did the carpet say to the floor?

I’ve got you covered.

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