What Did? Jokes

From Jessie, age 8, Bonney Lake, Washington

Why did the little girl put sugar under her pillow?

Because she wanted to have sweet dreams!

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From Hallaloya, age 16, India

If a car drives 20,000 miles how would the tires of the car feel?

Tired!

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From Stunnagirl, age 12, U.S.

I am a type of nut…But I dont have a shell…What am I…?

A dough-nut!

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From Anonymous

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?

Try Sara’s Tops

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From Conor, age 9, Alcester, England

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look I’m changing!

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From Nicolle, 10 years old, New York

Why did the turkey cross the road?

The chicken was on vacation!

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