What Did? Jokes

From Dee Guo, age 8, California, U.S.

What did the math book say to the student?

You’ve got to solve all my problems.

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From Justin, 10 years old, Arizona

What did one casket say to the other casket?

“That you coffin?”

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From hello kitty!!!!!, 10 years old, california

What did one side of the trash compactor say to the other side of the trash compactor?

Puuuuush….puuuush!!!!!

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From Maddy, age 11, Canada

What did the mayonaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door I’m dressing!

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From Emmy, 10 years old, New Jersey

What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

It let out a little wine!

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From Jessie, age 8, Bonney Lake, Washington

Why did the little girl put sugar under her pillow?

Because she wanted to have sweet dreams!

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