Why shouldn’t you tell a joke while standing on ice?
Because it might crack up!
Weather Jokes
How could a man walk outside in the pouring rain without an umbrella or a hat, and not get his hair wet?
He was bald!
What has one eye but can’t see?
A hurricane!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman, who?
There’s snow many reasons why I like you! (There’s so many reasons why I like you!)
What do you call a hat for a penguin?
Ice cap!
Kid #1: Great news, Teacher says we have a test today, come rain or shine.
Kid #2: So what’s so great about that?
Kid #1: It’s snowing!
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