Weather Jokes

From Mark, a grownup, Canada

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because silly, it’s too cold out tide!

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From Emma, 9 years old, Mountain Lakes, New Jersey

What would I be if I were freezing?

Cool!

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From Alexa, 3 years old, Colorado

What goes up when rain comes down?

An umbrella!

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From Jacob A, 4 years old, Seattle

What kind of under pants does a cloud wear?

Thunderwear!

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From Jeremy, 6 years old, Florida

What kind of clothes do clouds wear?

Thunderwear!

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From Me, 11 years old, Canada

What’s white and goes up?

A confused snowflake.

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