What do you call it when the price of tires goes up?
Inflation!
If flying is so safe…
Why do they call the airport a terminal?
How can you tell a train is nearby?
You see its tracks!
What part of the car sleeps the most?
The wheels. Because they’re always tired.
What do you call an expensive car that crash into a tree?
A Mercedes Bends!
Why do bikes fall over?
Because they’re two-tired!
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