Where did the puppy dog leave its car?
In the barking lot!
What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A safe driver!
Why do bikes fall over?
Because, they’re two-tired!
What has 10 letters and starts with gas?
An automobile!
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock!
What did the robot say when it couldn’t catch the train?
“Cannot commute!”
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