What happens when you annoy a clock?
It gets ticked off!
Time Jokes
When is the clock starving?
When it goes back for seconds!
Why did the clock get sick?
Because it didn’t wash its hands!
A girl and a boy are sitting and talking.
Girl: Do you know the time?
Boy: No, we haven’t met yet!
Why is there no such thing as a whole day?
Because it begins by breaking!
How can you make time fly?
Just throw a clock out of the window!
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