Why did the man put his clock on the toaster?
To see time fry!
Time Jokes
What kind of grandparent tells time?
An old timer!!!!!!!!
Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter m.
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