When do clocks die?
When the time is up!
Time Jokes
Why was the lunch clock always late?
It went back four seconds!
Why was the clock sent to the principal’s office?
Because he was tocking too much in class!
What do call a man that is short of time?
Tim!!!!!!
What is the best time to see a volcano?
When it’s not about to explode with anger!
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days!
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