Time Jokes

From Abbey, age 7, Australia

Why are soldiers so tired in April?

Because they had a long March!

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From Jiri, age 10, Bangkok, Thailand

Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

Because they just finished a long march!

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From Paigie Poo, age 11, Mobile, Alabama

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car!

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From Joey, age 14, USA

What is awake and always alarmed?

An alarm clock!

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From Phelan D, age 10, United States of America

What is cold, white as snow, and travels through time?

The ghost of Christmas past!

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From Heaven, age 10, California

Can February March?

No, but April May.

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