If you had one dollar and only had one more hour to live, what would you spend that on?
Time Jokes
A Lifesaver!
Why do peple go on dates?
Because they can’t go on months!
What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty! (two thirty)
How do you make time fly?
Throw a clock out the window!
A man drops his watch out the window of a 16-story building. He goes down the elevator and stops to get a soda. Then he walks down 12 flights of stairs and walks out just in time to catch his watch. A second man below says: “How did you do that?”
The first man says: “Didn’t you know? My watch is 5 minutes slow!”
How can you make time fly?
Throw the clock out the window!
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