Thanksgiving Jokes

From Ethan, age 9, USA

Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?

Because he was stuffed!!

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From Calvin, age 9, California

Why are couches like turkeys?

Both of them are stuffed.

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From Luke , age 11, Erie, PA

When was the first time that the pilgrims said ” God Bless America?

The first time they heard it sneeze!

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From Hanna, age 8, Baltimore, MD

What did the turkey say when he was in the hot tub?

Something smells delicious!

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From Tariana, age 9, Palmer, Alaska

What do you call a turkey with no feathers ?

Dinner!!!

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From Sidney, age 16, Dallas,Texas

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler!

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