Thanksgiving Jokes

From Christian, age 11, Florida

People hate seeing this before they eat,
and enjoy seeing it after they eat.
What is it?

An empty plate!

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From Sidney, age 11

Can a turkey jump higher than a empire state building?

Yes, because a building can’t jump!

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From Aa, age 11, Smithville, Texas

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack,Quack,Quack

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From Candy, age 13, Mississippi,United States

What key has legs and can’t open doors?

Turkey!

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From Malik, age 10, Brooklyn, NY

What did the turkey say to the shopper?

I heard there is a special on chicken!

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From Rachael, age 10, Schererville, Indiana

Why did the turkey go in the vegetable bowl?

Because he wanted to rest in peas!

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