Thanksgiving Jokes

From Erick, age 9, Whittier, California

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To hide before Thanksgiving!

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From Sid, age 10, United States

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he had drumsticks!

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From Chickybaby, age 11, Indiana, Untied States

What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

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From Jellybean, age 9, New Jersey

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google google google!

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From Chloe, age 9, Laguna Beach, California

Why did the pilgrims pants always fall down?

Because their buckle was on their hat!

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From AJ, age 10, USA

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks!

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