Thanksgiving Jokes

From Z, 10 years old, Asia

Why was the turkey full on Thanksgiving?

Because he was stuffed!

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From Jerry Russo, a grownup, Saugus, MA USA

Do you know how to keep a Turkey in suspense?

See me next Thanksgiving and I will tell you.

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From Maser, 9 years old, Portland

What do turkeys do on Thanksgiving?

Well, celebrate if they’re alive …

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From Cindy M. Zhu, 10 years old, Malden, MA

What key do you use to open Thanksgiving?

A tur-KEY!

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From Michael, 9 years old, Washington, D.C

What ship did bakers come on to the New World?

The Mayflour!

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From Mckinzie, age 10, Richmond,VA

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he had drumsticks!

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