What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me mate, we’ll go far!
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Why don’t you stamp emails?
Because your foot would break your computer monitor!
What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?
A postage stamp!
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Did you hear the one about the unstamped letter?
You wouldn’t get it!
