Space Jokes

From Ethan Duane Lien, 11 years old, USA

When do astronauts eat?

At LAUNCH time!

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From Frankie, 7 years old, Carlstadt, New Jersey

Why did Mickey go to space?

To find Pluto!

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From Khalil Al Raki, 9 years old, Bouscoura, Casablanca

Why did the student take his test in space?

Because he wanted a high grade!

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From StrikerAlei, 10 years old, California

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

The spacebar!

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From Bennett, 11 years old, Charlotte, NC

My friend said: Where do 500 pound aliens go?

I said hopefully on a diet!

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From Kiana, 8 years old

What do you call a peanut who is an astronaut?

An astronut!

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