Space Jokes

From Greta, 7 years old, Florida

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut?

I need some space.

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From JokeMaster 123, 11 years old, Tennessee

What do you get when you cross a toad with a lightsaber?

Star Warts!

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From Khan Afif, 9 years old, London, UK

What do you call a moon that tastes like a lemon???

LE-MOON!!

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From Khan Afif, 9 years old, London, UK

What do you call a moon that is evil?

DEMON

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From Kennedy, 11 years old, Canada

How do you plan a party in space?

You got to planet!

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From lman, 10 years old, Laurel, Montana

Why couldn’t the astronaut get a room on the moon?

Because it was full!

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