Why did the cows go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way!
Space Jokes
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
He went to visit Pluto!
What is one month old, but has been here forever?
The moon, because every month there is a NEW moon!
How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, cuz it has 4 quarters!
Did you hear that NASA has made a restaurant on the moon?
It has great food, low prices, but the atmosphere is really lacking!
What planet do we know is loved?
Saturn, because someone a ring on it!
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